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Holy Sh*t! Check out the Worst Parking jobs, Ever!

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I hate driving, I hate cars, I hate traffic, I hate trucks, I hate parking, I hate insurance, I hate meter maids, I hate them, I do, Sam I am. Here’s a predictably endless photo gallery of those holier-than-thou a$shats who also have a driver’s license and no time to play by the rules set by society. That’s right: people who don’t know how to park. They come in all varieties, listed below, including Handicap violators and parking lot terrors.

Just Plain Stupid…

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Obviously Doesn’t Understand the Concept of ‘Lines’

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The sticker is the big giveaway.

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The License plate almost seems apologetic.

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That’s the perp, leaving the scene of the crime.

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Here’s the things you’ll need when you find yourself in these exact situations:

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Entitled A$$holes in the Handicap Spot

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Cop, too

This guy’s also a cop. Maybe he’s above the law?

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Seems almost cruel, taking up 3 spaces for your able-bodied Jet-Ski.

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October 13, 2014 at 4:20pm

Wednesday’s Quotation – Dennis Miller

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Wednesday’s Quotation

Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.

Dennis Miller

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October 1, 2014 at 4:20pm

Posted in Famous Quotations

Philly Naked Bike Ride 2014 – 35 Photos from the Rider’s Perspective!

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This is my 5th year riding in the famed Philly Naked Bike Ride, with much love and success. Joined by my friends Stacy, Christian and Kim, we trekked the 10+ mile route through all of Philly.

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A shout out to the PNBR2014 Route planners for hitting a handful of fantastic photo opportunity locations around the city (see below!)! Next year, I’ll plan to be in the head of the pack, so I can stop and get naked photo ops – plenty of great backdrops in this trek!

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Feel free to peruse my pics from 2012, from 2011, or 2010. I heeded the warnings from the first year and didn’t bring a camera, as warned. It became obvious mid-ride that every passerby had their smartphone out, shooting video, and that any attempt at pompiety was lost. Now, I bring my smartphone, just like everybody else.

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September 8, 2014 at 4:20pm

Posted in City Life

Philadelphia Naked Bike Ride 2014 Preview Photo

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Come back tomorrow for another 30+ photos taken from the participant view!

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September 7, 2014 at 4:20pm

Posted in City Life

Cinemagraph Sunday – Car Dodges Posts in this Optical Illusion

Car Dodges Posts in this Optical Illusion

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July 13, 2014 at 4:20pm

Posted in Cinemagraph

Cinemagraph Sunday – Building Timelapse Animation

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July 6, 2014 at 4:20pm

Posted in Cinemagraph

Wednesday’s Quotation – Catherine Aird

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Wednesday’s Quotation

If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll have to be a horrible warning.

Catherine Aird

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July 2, 2014 at 4:20pm

Posted in Famous Quotations

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