I hate driving, I hate cars, I hate traffic, I hate trucks, I hate parking, I hate insurance, I hate meter maids, I hate them, I do, Sam I am. Here’s a predictably endless photo gallery of those holier-than-thou a$shats who also have a driver’s license and no time to play by the rules set by society. That’s right: people who don’t know how to park. They come in all varieties, listed below, including Handicap violators and parking lot terrors.
Just Plain Stupid…
Obviously Doesn’t Understand the Concept of ‘Lines’
The sticker is the big giveaway.
The License plate almost seems apologetic.
That’s the perp, leaving the scene of the crime.
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Entitled A$$holes in the Handicap Spot
This guy’s also a cop. Maybe he’s above the law?
Seems almost cruel, taking up 3 spaces for your able-bodied Jet-Ski.
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This is my 5th year riding in the famed Philly Naked Bike Ride, with much love and success. Joined by my friends Stacy, Christian and Kim, we trekked the 10+ mile route through all of Philly.
A shout out to the PNBR2014 Route planners for hitting a handful of fantastic photo opportunity locations around the city (see below!)! Next year, I’ll plan to be in the head of the pack, so I can stop and get naked photo ops – plenty of great backdrops in this trek!
Feel free to peruse my pics from 2012, from 2011, or 2010. I heeded the warnings from the first year and didn’t bring a camera, as warned. It became obvious mid-ride that every passerby had their smartphone out, shooting video, and that any attempt at pompiety was lost. Now, I bring my smartphone, just like everybody else.
Come back tomorrow for another 30+ photos taken from the participant view!